Quick check in

So in between packing and cleaning, I managed to write another article for the mommy site.... Go check it out.... mommy

I can't wait for this move to be over with. You will have my undivided attention from then onwards..... maybe....

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Ok, so instead of being entertained by my witty remarks today. I give you my sister's new music video. She is the lead singer of Scarlet Box. :) When the video starts she is the first character on screen.... ENJOY....

Bad bad bad

I'm been a very bad blogger... sorry.... I apologize to my adoring fans... LOL

I'm just in a state of limbo right now and don't really have anything to say. So much going on, and so little freaking time.

I leave you with this:

Things I Hate About Everyone

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3.When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4.When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their @sses!

5.When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6.People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8.When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb @ss?

It's Wednesday and I haven't blogged in a while. The world is going to come to a stand still..... maybe not..... LOL

I don't really have anything to say right now. Keeping all the good stuff for my side line project that I'm working on.

So for now you will have to be happy with the following tips that I received via email from a good friend:

To get rid of mosquitoes at night:
Keep leaves of mint near your bed or pillows and in around the room.

To remove ink from clothes:
Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To check freshness of fish:
Put it in a bowl of cold water. If the fish floats, it's fresh.

To boil potatoes quickly:
Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.

To avoid tears while cutting onions:
Chew gum.

To whiten white clothes
Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes 10.

Ants Problem:
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

And that's all folks.... till next time.. BYE

Mommy Makeover......

Oooooohhhhhh, I love the new mommy look. Go check it out..... Mommy

Oh and spot the article written by yours truly. LOL ;-)

I'm starting to ease into panic mode. We have less than one month to find a new home and move. Please think of us and wish us well. We need it so badly, all the luck we can get.

Another very weird feeling for me is AVOIDING PREGNANCY. For the last 2 and a half years I've been doing everything possible to fall PG with no success. Now this cycle, we are doing everything possible to AVOID falling PG. Do you have any idea what kind of mind switch that is???

My ovaries are aching, my OPKs are positive. We are ready to O!! And we aren't doing a blady thing about it. Darn medical aid...... fluck it.......

Then I think, we have been doing this "hope to fall PG" thing for so long now, why all of the sudden would we fall PG now. Just carry on like usual. Don't avoid. Why would this cycle make any difference. Why would you fall PG this cycle??? I tell you why, cause that is the way my life works. Some one up there loves to play sick jokes on me. Some one believes I can handle all the stress and pressure. The one time when I don't want to be PG, I will be........ jinxing it, maybe..... But we are avoiding, so no chance of that.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Helen Keller

Just something to think about over the weekend!

Have a great one!

Lions
To see a lion in your dream, symbolizes great strength, aggression and power. You will overcome your emotions and/or difficulties. As king of the jungle, the lion also represents royalty, leadership, pride and dominion. You have much influence over others. You may also need to exercise restraint in your own personal and social life.
To dream that you are attacked by a lion, indicates that you have many obstacles to overcome. You must resist the force that is driving you to self-destruction.

Last night I had the most terrifying dream. McK and myself were at my old Primary School, walking through the sports fields. As we turn a corner, there are lions every where. Mostly male lions, huge and on the prowl. I grab McK and we hide under this plastic cover. This one lion walks up to our hiding place and catches me looking at it.

He winks at me, yes a lion can wink. Well in my dream any way. Then he starts pretending to attack me. All the other lions, must have been about 20 of them take note of this and walk off to find other “targets”. So this lion actually saved me and McK from being attacked from the others. Then he calmly walked off. I just lay there sobbing and holding McK.

Why do I dream this sh*t……

I preferred my night before dream about taking 10 pregnancy tests……. All positive….. Mind you in my dream my mother took a test too.... positive....

Pregnancy Test
To dream that you are taking a pregnancy test, may be a metaphor for a new phase you are entering in your life (a new job, relationship, etc.) You may feel that you are being put to the test as to whether you are prepared or ready for these changes. Alternatively, this dream may be literal in meaning and address your anxieties/fears of getting pregnant.

Well one thing for sure is, that we are entering a new phase. Lets hope it will be less stressful and more happy than the last one.