Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Just a bit of fun....

Baking Maybe’s

SCHEDULING STATUS:

Any level of trying to conceive (TTC)

PROPRIETARY NAME
(and dosage form):
Baking Maybe’s eBook

COMPOSITION:
Each eBook contains:
Valuable lessons in TTC
Sanity savers
Tips and advice

INDICATIONS:
Baking Maybe’s eBooks are indicated for the relief of knowing you are not alone in the TTC world and that you are normal for feeling the way you feel. A concise and information rich eBook aimed at couple’s who are starting out on their TTC journey. Baking Maybe’s will give you a comprehensive understanding of exactly how your monthly cycle works, and in so doing, equip you with all the knowledge to ensure that you create the best possible environment for a positive result.

CONTRA-INDICATIONS:
Patients who are sensitive to fertile vibes and do not want to fall pregnant should not be given the Baking Maybe’s eBook.

WARNINGS:

The products or advice featured in this eBook are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent fertility.

DOSAGE AND DIRECTIONS FOR USE:

Adults: (Two consenting Adults)
One to two chapters four hourly. Consult your doctor if no pregnancy is obtained with the recommended time period of one year.

SIDE EFFECTS AND SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS:
Patients reading the eBook have reported the urge to urinate on either a home pregnancy test or anything resembling a possible desired affect of two lines.

KNOWN SYMPTOMS OF OVERDOSAGE AND PARTICULARS OF ITS TREATMENT:

Baking Maybe’s has no known symptoms of overdose and can be read over and over again.

IDENTIFICATION:
Baking Maybe’s comes in a PDF downloadable eMail in your inbox.

PRESENTATION:
Pages and pages of valuable information and sincere obsession.

STORAGE INSTRUCTIONS:
Store below 25°C in a folder on your PC. Keep out of reach of children.

REGISTRATION NUMBER:

T/2.8/244

NAME AND ADDRESS OF THE APPLICANT:
Making Babies
Marcelle Murray

DATE OF PUBLICATION OF THIS PACKAGE INSERT:

30 June 2009

2 comments:

Nicki said...

Very clever - I love it!!

Alexis said...

That was really cute! I'm all too familiar with battling infertility, and I know the victory of defeating it. I'll pray for you!